Monday, July 30, 2012

I guess that was a brick?

I'm about to bring you the bad triathlete's first video blog!

Let's set the scene: My friend Leah, from college (fellow OL!) and I met up in the Fells to get some biking in. Leah is training for her first triathlon (you can do it) and I need to get as many bike miles in as possible.

I bring all my stuff to work and keep my bike in my cube all day and of course I get a little lost going to the Fells. When we got there her bike wheel was having major problems and we couldn't get her brakes to not be super intense against her wheel. The brakes were up against the wheel so much that the wheel wouldn't even rotate. I tried to put my limited knowledge to use to try and get the wheel moving but I struggled. I grabbed the one bike tool I had in my bike pack and this is what I ensued:

 ...and that's what great video blogging is all about. Accidental bike fixing success while the camera is rolling :)

When we got back I then proceeded to have lost my keys in my car. No, not locked my keys in my car-somehow I lost them. Luckily Leah found them. Basically, the parking lot was in cursed.


Success! Check out her super blog: Here!

I had so much energy when I got back (and I was already dressed)  so I decided to go for a nice night run. I just chilled out and listened to some Bob Marley and Dispatch and just run my favorite hills (Langley to Breck for you fellow Brightoners). Nice and relaxing :)

I also remembered one of my strategies on days I don't want to work out. When you get home from work, immediately change into your workout clothes because then you just feel ridiculous sitting around in your workout clothes. Trust me, it works!

Friday, July 27, 2012

Confused/perfect?

Bad triathlete(no ironman)...but I'm great at drinking? Iron-liver!!!

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Mid-run blog

So...sometimes I just feel like doing long runs. My friend asked what I was training for and I was like hmm...idk? Life? More to come on that later.

Basically I'm half way through my 9 miler and I realized I forgot to stretch after a couple miles like my pt suggested. So I stopped and started stretching and now I feel horrible haha. O man.

In Fenway, hopefully I can make it back haha

Also, public service announcement: don't take the pike I to Boston!

Sunday, July 15, 2012

All I do is go to work, work out and party...

An old co worker once told me those are the only three things I do. I can't really argue. 25% of my blog followers have given me a hard time that I haven't written about Black Fly yet-well at least they aren't yelling at me to post the pictures from that weekend too :) Yes, because I have been so busy doing those three things mentioned above, I haven't had time to blog. "Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans." Clearly it applies to blogging as well ;)

Yes, I somehow survived Black Fly Lord of the Flies and my longest triathlon to date. I'm not sure why it was all ok but it was. It was also the first triathlon my dad has come to and between he and my mom I now have 32483209 photos. My dad has this thing for taking photos when you are making the worst faces because he thinks it's "a great action shot. Woof. Not sure what to do with all these pics but o well.

I also arrived a lot earlier than everyone else by accident and I had some time to kill. After wandering to my old stomping grounds in Plymouth (and finding the best coffee place ever) I ended up here:



And yes, I boldly went galavanting alone into this area. Was the movie filmed in NH?!


So here are some things I learned from Black Fly:

1) I really need to throw myself down some hills on my bike. The bike course is pretty much all downhill and then you climb all the way back up. My bike hit a max speed of 30 mph and that's definitely on the slower side compared to most people. It was pretty scary, although I did get a little used to it by day 3.

2) I didn't know which hand went to my bike's brakes. I was told this was one of the biggest bad triathlete comments I have said to date. But yes, now I know your left hand is your front brake and the right is the back. What did I do before I knew this you wonder? I squeezed them both equally and prayed I didn't flip over my handle bars.

3) Try not to spill beer on children. We were briskly walking through the town square after the bike time trial Friday night and I tripped at the exact moment these 11 year olds were walking by. They were all like, "You splashed me!" I apologized and kept on moving and I felt pretty mortified when they said, "is that beer?!" I quickly replied NO! and kept on moving. They exclaimed they loved beer and I chose to look ahead at my laughing friends rather than turn and see if they were licking the ground. (They really might have been.)

4) It sucks when your bike is racked by fast people. Although I kept reminding myself I was doing 3 days of racing which is something most people can't do, it kind of sucks when everyone is better than you and ahead in the race. There were only 6 people in my age group and I didn't come in last so I was pretty happy with that.

5) Never borrow a guy's body glide-especially when he wears a one piece tri suit. I won't say names to protect the guilty but I was very happy I wasn't the one that learned this lesson the hard way...and that's all I'm going to say on that matter.

6) Doing the sprint triathlon on Sunday was way easier than I thought it was going to be. People told me after I did the longer race on Saturday, Sunday would feel so much easier. It was. I actually felt pretty great. The best feeling is that after the race they give you a towel that has been soaking in ice cold water. Amazing. 

7) I call myself "baby" when I need encouragement. Any guy that calls me "baby" quickly finds out that is the first time and last time he will call me that if he wants to keep hanging out with me. That hated nickname is only second to when a guy calls me "girl" (yes, girls can call me girl.) But there I was chugging along up this forever uphill and I found myself saying, "come on baby" as words of encouragement. I have no idea on this one. I guess it worked?

8) There are really only 7 things, I just like the number 8...which was in my Black Fly bib number...and we had yellow swim caps! (One of my favorite colors.)

There you go. I survived and I'm still in love with NH, especially in the summer. 




I asked my GOOD triathlete friend for advice before the race and all he said was, "fix your swim cap, it's crooked." Thanks friend, I'll swim much better now that the logo is appropriately on the side of my head!


It almost looks like I know what I'm doing!







BAM!


Also, after doing pretty decent in the Corporate Challenge on Thursday, (#2 woman in my company, #1 at the open bar) I come home to find my white board with my race schedule fell (after 3 years) and took down a lot of stuff with it :(


I think it was just so overwhelmed I actually completed one on the list (Lord of the Flies) and fell over in shock and disbelief. Does that mean I don't have to do the rest of them?

Also, I did a marathon yesterday (of the beer sorts) and one of the bouncers kindly informed me that my  ID expires in 4 days as it is my birthday. I felt my ID needed to have some extra viewing time:


(Dear friend in pic, I will cut you out of the pic if you don't wanted to be associated with this trashpile of a blog. Get it, get it? No but really, I won't be offended :)

Happy Sunday night everyone, so happy I have Thursday and Friday off :)

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

...but I haven't started yet?



Giving me the finisher shirt ahead of time just makes it wayyy to tempting to go straight to my company's post-race open bar after party instead... Who wants to be my +1?


Also, sorry I don't blog about real things like completing the races I whine about. Maybe next time.

-The bad triathlete, terrible blogger

Friday, July 6, 2012

Lord of the Flies... 'Till I (inevitably) collapse

So.. the weekend of Black Fly is here and I made the wise decision of signing up for Lord of the Flies.

That means:

Tonight: Bike time trial

Tomorrow: .25 mile swim, 21 mile bike, 5 mile run

Sunday: .25 mile swim, 15 mile bike, 3 mile run

Woof. Seriously.
Waterville
It's funny the differencing of opinions I get when I tell people about this weekend. My co workers and "regular people" all look at me like I'm in need of serious mental help and like I just told them I'm going to walk on my hands for the rest of my life. My tri team looks at me like I'm whining and it's no big deal and it's easier than sleeping.

O well...I guess I'm stuck in the middle with you Lord of the Flies.

I'm off to Valley now... Lord of the Flies Black Fly weekend 'Till I Collapse I guess...?

Clearly this song will be going through my mind the whole time :)

Monday, July 2, 2012

Cool photo...but that's [expletive] weird...

While looking through my Cohasset tri photos I stumbled on this gem...



...I don't think I would be smiling and giving a thumbs up if I knew I had a valley in my quad! AHHH that's the exact spot where my quad started hurting on the 65+ bike ride the other week. Strangely it doesn't hurt when I run though...

Looks like I'm headed into PT this week (yes, I will be showing them this blog post) Do you like the no re-posting message? If you don't want me to use it...

Cohasset Tri: Proving once again, I only get weird injuries!